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Discovered Joey’s today and so glad I did! A really cool and funky Grease like Diner. Possibly one of the best chocolate thick shakes I’ve had in a while. The staff were so friendly, the service prompt and the food was really good. Will definitely be back 👍🏻

Staff is friendly but the food is really not good. Fries is quite good but burger is super dry, burnt and flat in taste. I won’t come again. The thick shake is not thick at all. Caramel shake tastes weird like cough syrup. Totally not the juicy good premium burger they advertised I really don’t

⁣ 𝐕𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝟏𝟔 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 ⁣ ⁣ There’s a drive through route and fire pit house in the evening. There are only a couple of people dining in. It's an open-air seating area with no air conditioning. Male and female toilet facilities are available. The toilets are clean. We waited ten minutes for our burger

Place is nice, tried both burgers chicken and double beef not much flavour at all. Pretty pricey the main attraction was definitely the loaded fries for $11. The waitress didn't ask if we wanted dine in or takeaway. Place would get more business if it wasn't so pricey. But all in all pretty good but

I wanted to badly to leave a good review because this place reminds me so much of home (USA) but the burgers really disappointed. The buns were kind of hard, possibly stale, and the beef patty was super dry and had no flavour. I had several pieces of rotten lettuce on my burger, and my partner's bur

Even wanting to call in at Joey's for a long time. Finally did this weekend. We each had a classic cheeseburger and shared a fries. The burger was excellent. So tasty. We will be back.

We stopped in for some drive though brunch this morning, after having been out in the valley earlier in the morning. Coffee: 2/5 - it was too hot to hold the cup, so definitely couldn’t drink it till we got home. It was a bit burnt and not really worth the $6 each, although it was good to see a sta

Good burgers but quite hot during the summer as mostly an outdoor area. Pet friendly 👍