I went here for a catchup and to try the magic mushies. They’re sooo good!!! Great food and coffee and cool funky place. To quote Arnie: I’ll be back
An underground and subversive styled cafe which did not disappoint. Coffee was reasonable. Staff were friendly and they accommodated our needs.
Satellite Cafe is a unique cafe in Newtown. It's sister restaurant District in Marrickville also has character. I drop by on a lazy Sunday morning for brunch. Satellite is a cosy little restaurant however if you have a look around, it's like a mini art museum with skulls (not real ones), art work on the walls/roof as well as random pieces like this mannequin body below.
Great relaxed vibes & awesome, welcoming staff. Coffee is strong and delicious & fun menu- lots of fresh, herbaceous veg options. Love this place!!!!!
Super Sambo's (sandwiches), great atmosphere, and service.
Ordered a variety of meat sandwiches which were great. The ingredients fresh and generous.
The coffee is fabulous and they have s great collection of cheese.
Love satellite cafe, different options when it comes to food, coffee is always good the music it's WOW and the art on the walls it's rad. Staff always smiley cute and attendant, lovely owner and yet one of my favourites in Newtown.
Dirty Ensalada. Slurpin filthy!!!:) and so good!
Really nice friendly staff, good coffee and tunes. The scram eggs #1 w relish was simple and delicious. Really good frappes too.
Really good macchiatos today- lil marionette have been roasting some good beans lately. Peppermint tea ok but no wow factor. Vibe daggychic. Will be back to try food. Coffee worth going back for...
I have frequented this place for over 2 years and have never been disappointed.... I'm going to put it out there - BEST EGGS IN SYDNEY.
The service and food is always high quality. If you enjoy going to unique cafes, that are passionate about their coffee and food, then Satellite is sure to be a pleasant exsperience.
I've tried almost everything on the menu and I would say the v-roll is my favorite, and for a bargain price of $9.00, it's a crime not to get it.
If you are in a rush, not up to trying something different, or want your food minuets after you order it, then this isn't your place. But if you want personalised service and a meal that warms yours tummy, then be sure to put Satalite on your radar.
Best community cafe in Newtown. Gwenda Gwenda, I was intrigued by your vitriol so I read your other cafe reviews, all of which focus on how 'hot/striking' staff are and issues like how serviettes are rolled around cutlery, 'inappropriate plate sizes' and the 'visual prelude' of sandwiches.
Might I suggest you stick to fine dining establishments which you seem to favourably review, and give cafes a miss. You clearly think staff in service industries should be obsequious to your superior culinary knowledge and pedantic tastes. (PS there is a handwashing basin in the kitchen for staff.)
I am writing this because this place has amazing coffee and well above standard cafe food and quite frankly I was shocked by your essay/tirade. Satellite is always full of local regulars like me for a reason. Coffee and food to die for, enough said!
Yummy fresh food, big meals good price really friendly staff. Only thing I would say is that the design inside is a bit undone trying be mismatched and eclectic but not quite pulling it off. But I got over that pretty quickly once the food came out :) highly recommend this place!!
Vibrant fresh menu good value. I have never experienced bad service at this cafe and the quality of the menu is excellent and fresh>>>
The staff are all very friendly and have positive energy..
I love that they have a very different offer and the French Toast is fantastic..and the eggs always good..
try them out..
Gwenda why be so mean spirited..
Yes satellite has changed hands and the food is both interesting and delicious. The staff are friendly and all I can say about previous review miss expert in everything Gwenda is you must be so much fun to go dining with.
Orbit stabilised. Well, Satellite has changed again recently and it is definitely a step up. It is a cool, relaxed place to chill over breakfast or lunch or just a coffee. The staff are cool, relaxed, friendly and attentive. Fine maybe seasonal tuning is still happening on the menu, but the food on the plate, at least for brunchfast, is good. Scrambled eggs are soft and light and rich and tasty. Ham is off the bone and tasty. Coffee is rich and not bitter.
You will still have a wait for brunchfast if is busy, regulars will understand why, but now it is definitely worth waiting for.
Excellent Cafe. I really like this place. I had breakfast - "One flew over the cuckoos nest", a nutty/kale and egg treat. Delicious. Staff were very friendly and helpful. Highly recommended.
Trendy, pet friendly. A lil slow on the service but great spot. Food wasn't too bad but it wouldn't be my first choice.
Fab food - the avocado on toast with poached egg was perfect and a generous serving of avo. Staff were incredibly friendly and really efficient. Nice spot to sit and people watch. Would definitely go again!
Great little place next to Newtown station, with some very different breakfast delights! Reasonably priced, very friendly service, great coffee and delicious food. We had the McCuckoo and the Chilli Question and were both pleased and full!
Located immediately next to the train station makes for a perfect stop off spot. The cafe has a vibrant and modern aesthetic with good coffee. Get the Cuckoo’s Nest breakfast - SO GOOD!
Hey locals! If you want something extraordinary good-looking on your plate, something that will get your taste buds in the move - this is the right place where to go!
I have been trying different cafes in the area but I always get regularly looking food with a regular taste. (You know... it’s easy to play safe, right?)
But then I discovered Cuckoo Calley and bam! This is exactly what I need. Food is delicious and nicely presented. The staff is friendly, polite and their service is on the point. Their coffee doesn't have a competition in the area at all and I cannot imagine starting my day without one.
I had a brunch there a couple of hours ago and now I am lying on my sofa with a food coma writing this review because people should know about this place more! 👌🏼💕
Thank you Cuckoo Calley Newtown team! ☺️
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