I could try to tell a joke in zero gravity 🤔
But I don’t think it would go down well 👌😂 (zerogravityjokesFTW)
So I’ll share with you three modes that you’ll find here and should consider which one is your favourite before visiting this place!
🌴 Le vacation mode: for when you wake up on a Sunday, after a sleep in and want some super-relaxed and chilled vibes, and a little escape! Yes, this is a place where you’ll be surprised by Asian flavours and ingredients that you would probably never have tried in that way before!
💁♀️The extra mode: for when you want to have a lunch with the gang but let’s face it - your risking getting bored of the usual rolled sushi or sashimi and you become that tastebuds savour person that knows how to suggest a place that is that liiiiiitle extra 👌Avocado mousse?! Sushi Sandwich?
😏 The sexy mode: for those nights when you want to dress to impress but we all know you either don’t have time or are too lazy to do it - don’t worry, the the vibrant, eclectic, unexpected vibe of this place will make you win the night 😉
ZeroMode? I would say InfiniteMode! What an experience! From the food to the vibes, WOW 👏
The place is located in Box Hill, a short trip away from the city and definitely worth the time and the drive 👏 I had seen some of the foodie community visiting this place but I didn’t realise from that what a great place it was! There was even an event hosted here event, shortly after they opened and it again looked luxurious, but not the amazing experience that I had - it completely surpassed all expectations I had for this place!
Actually, even looking at the menu - you can tell it will be good and the items are quite interesting and distinct but again, NOT the unreal and unique experience that you will get from visiting this place.
We arrived at a late brunch hour (maybe I should say lunch then? 😂) and there weren’t many people inside, but while we were inside, it got busier and busier. The staff welcomed us very nicely and we were able to choose wherever we wanted to seat. The place is gorgeous and has a clean and simple look. It features grey tones and some neon lights with purple and pink colours. Minimalistic and elegant - that’s how I would describe it, with a clear modern look and very much appreciated.
The tables are marble close to the windows and greyish further back and the have another room in the back with some little seats too that have similar but yet slightly different tones and patterns. You will love it the moment you walk in!
I had taken a look at the menu previous and there were some items that I really wanted to try, being open to suggestion by the staff to, and here’s what we got:
- Smoothie Criminal Bowl - the MOST good looking bowl I have ever seen lately 😍 I am going to say that there are two categories from the bowls that are much appreciated my the foodies - the ones that look mouthdrooling because of the drips and toppings that make that salivating effect 🤤 and the ones that are just so pretty and cute, considered too pretty to eat! This one was clearly the latter one 🤩 and OMG, like a girl would scream, IT IS SO PRETTY! 😍😂 not really sure why they name criminal the bowl but is it a true crime to eat something so pretty 😂 and it’s not just the fact that it is pretty - the whole bowl is a absolute 11/10. Even an 12/10! Size wise, it is huge, and they serve it in a large coconut bowl, much bigger than the usual coconut bowl that all other places use (and the ones that I personally have too!) and ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. Then, the smoothie itself that it covered in all the toppings and that I clearly approve is INCREDIBLE! 👏 it is a dragon fruit, with an incredible colour and taste, and they blend it with banana, mango, strawberry, peach and coconut milk. The taste is just one of the best blends I’ve ever tried in my life and I have to say that as a smoothie based creator too, sometimes it can be quite hard to get the taste right with dragonfruit. And here they nailed it and created such a creamy product! A dream 👏👏👏 now, the toppings, wow. Where should I even start! Because clearly if you look at the pictures, where do you even start eating it? 😂👌👏 it came topped with large banana chunks that I have never seen in any other bowl in Melbourne, a large amount goji berry that I am a now a huge fan (yes, curiously I didn’t used to like goji berries in the past but the taste has grown on me and I absolutely love adding them and having them on smoothies!), cacao nibs, bee pollen, coconut flakes that made a sweet and crunchy taste to the bowl, in amazing serving sizes again and incredibly pairing with the rest and if that wasn’t enough it also had Love Food For Health chocolate protein granola that I am a huuuuuge fan and some chia seeds sprinkled on top. The absolutely nailed it and yes, it is a huge risk to add so many toppings because sometimes people can find it too much or too filling, or even too intense - but not at all! 👏 But if you think this sounds good, just wait until you read the best part! They add bubble tea balls to the bowl! 😍😍😍 and they are not overly seen and work so well! 👏 I had had some of these in obviously bubble tea and actually froyo but not a smoothie and it is impressive how well it blends here! Also I need to highlight that were also some fruit topping that I didn’t even understand what they were but I really want to find out because I am a fan! They had lychee and what I think it was dehydrated grapes with a hit of cinnamon! WHAT A TWIST! 👏 like I said, this is out of this world in all aspects and an absolute must! INCREDIBLE!
- Wild West Waffle - we had to also ask for this peculiar and very interesting meal because it’s not only kind of a transformation but it features both savoury and sweet in one! Curious and intrigued? So was I! Did it work?! IT SURE DID 😍 this was terrific! 👏 my friend had most of this meal but I had a few pieces. It comes coveted in fairy floss that starts melting and unveiling what lies underneath, very slowing and in this case with that mouthdrooling effect 😂 and it’s a house-made waffle, drizzled in maple syrup! Both the consistency and the taste was outstanding 👏 portion was good and it came hot and fluffy as it should be, flawless 👌 then on top on it it comes with a huge portion of an incredibly tasty crispy chicken, sriracha maple bacon and a fried egg! You can already see how they combine and make the transition between the two flavours and it is just impressive 👌🤤 they actually add some chilli sauce in there but it comes on the side and I personally tried it and didn’t find it spicy at all. It sure has a heat hint but nothing major and anyone can definitely tolerate that! Or even not have it as it comes on the side 🤗 this was again an impressive one and absolutely a winner!
- D.S.T Mode Poke Bowl - interesting one! Actually we weren’t planning on having any poke bowl but it was recommended by the staff so we decided to go for one! We actually were so stocked admiring the other items that I didn’t noticed that this one had chilli in it and of course it was a slightly hot one indeed 🤭😂 nonetheless I have to say that despite being quite hot for me and I did struggle to eat it the ingredients and the combo is also very well achieved and looking back I would definitely would love to try their tuna or salmon poke bowls or any other that isn’t that spicy 😂 this one was some diced salmon & tuna in great great portion, many slices and chunks of avocado that also worked quite nicely, a fresh touch with the pomegranate seeds and the famous chilli, onion and sriracha maple sauce that gave that extra hot taste to the ingredients. My favourite part of the bowl was definitely the quinoa base and the crispy kale on the sides, but I think that if it hadn’t had the spicy sauce blended in the protein items, I would have enjoyed it much much more because I literally have to tolerance to spicy foods 😂 still a great one, but keep that in mind!
- Sushi Sandwich Spicy Salmon - OMG CAN I HAVE THIS EVERY DAY?! If sushi is already one of my favourite foods and I’m a huge huge fan, this was just next level indeed. I absolutely cannot deal how they have managed to create such a great item! They have 3 sushi sandwiches available and since I am a fan of salmon and tuna maki, I decided to see what this one would be! With a seaweed tempura top and bottom, you will fall in love with it at first sight! And once you give that first bite and that that crunchiness in OMG 🤭😍👏 it comes filled with half grilled salmon, pickled ginger (SO SO SO SO GOOD!), kimchi that would provide that spicy aspect but definitely not spicy at all, so I’ve you’re a little weak when it comes to spicy food like me, definitely this is not an issue here! It also crispsy shallot that not only I am a lover but objectively gives it even a more crunchy touch to it! And to top it off, the wasabi mayo WOW 🤩 it lays just under the crispy top and is just amazingly delicious and not spicy at all! This is one of the best sushi creations I have ever eaten in my life (much better than a sushi donut!) and I don’t want to have any more ‘boring’ sushi now 😂😍
- Galaxy Mode - for drinks, they have both hot and cold drinks that are incredibly interesting and we decided to try the cold and fresh ones because even though it was raining that day, they looked impressive! Mine was a mocktail, not a cocktail and it was of a dark purple colour, made with butterfly pea flower, simple syrup, grapes and soda. The taste is just terrific 👏 sweet but not too sweet and even though is has soda added to it I didn’t find it sparkling (which I am hot a huge fan) so it was in my opinion absolutely a dream! It came with two lychees and some mint on top and I would say this was just incredible from the looks to the taste - would recommend indeed! And yes, if you don’t want it to be alcoholic, just ask! 🤗
- Passion Mode - my friend had a cocktail and I didn’t try it due to the alcohol content but he loved it from the first sip to the end 😍 it actually has some ingredients that I am not familiar with like pimms and cointreau, blended with passion fruit syrup, soda and lemon juice and he said it was outstanding 👏 refreshing and delicious! It looked quite pretty indeed and it came with a beautiful strawberry inside too!
If it wasn’t clear by all the rant, I loved this place from the moment I walked in to the moment I left. The food and the environment is great and it’s a guaranteed (jolly 😂) good time here 👏 I want to absolutely come back and this places goes up to my top favourites 👏❤️
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