Review Luscious Affairs - Hawthorn

Hello Owner of Luscious Affairs, I went to have some lunch today at this establishment. The food here is very nice and quite expensive.... $16.95 for a pie and salad. My pie came out with soggy pastry. I asked the male waiter to reheat it. He asked me why? I told him the pastry was soggy. He sniffed at me, and brought it back 10 minutes later. There was a couple at the next table that he was very chatty with and asked them 'how was your meal, anything else?' He took their plates and mine and simply ignored me. I wonder why this man feels he has the right to make me feel uncomfortable about my dining experience?

Not the correct address, the cafe isn’t closeby either

Went to order coffee at counter, told to sit and someone would come and take my order. Waited about 7 min while several staff not busy. Asked if i could order a coffee, older lady with chip on her shoulder told me they dont take table orders but would get me one anyway but gave me plenty of attitude. Charged me for a large coffee. Very rude and average coffee. Grumpy old ladies.

Delicious food all made on site and the friendliest staff around. Truly a fantastic cafe, you will definitely be back once you've been here.

I have lunch out every day my favourite place is luscious affairs it has a great range of fresh salads The pies and cakes are all made on the premises by qualified chef's The service is very friendly and professional A real treat for lunch

Friendly staff, delicious catering. Always a great service.

Always great. Good local cafe and caterer

The savoury food here is simply divine.

Chicken Pie Addiction! A long standing local foodie haven where it's all about quality. The chicken and leek pie is an absolute standout - packed with chicken and just enough creamy leek sauce to make you feel indulgent. The beef and red wine pie is equally generous but I can't break the chicken and leek addiction! The casseroles, quiches and take home food make a great gift for new mums or someone that needs some time off in the kitchen (let's face it... that's basically everyone) and now they are open for a cheeky wine late in the week- perfect for locals looking for a vino spot in Hawthorn East.

We recently held our corporate team building activity at Luscious Affairs in Toorak. We had a total of 35 people and were divided into teams of seven. Each team had a chef as their instructor for the nigh

Great sandwiches dont believe the rating!

Be prepared to Pay for Quality!. Food is incredible here - their chicken and leek pies and salmon quiches are to die for! Their chocolate lamingtons are amazing (it's chocolate cake and not some cheap and nasty sponge!) as are their other cakes. Probably the only gripe is that their prices are horrendous so only good for the occasionally wallet whipping, and the location - parking is a bugger and waiting for your goodies can take a while - they are extremely slow. Having said that, they are very friendly and chatty which helps when you are squeezed up against tables and chairs. There isn't alot of room and when designer mums or little old ladies push in front of you - yep - it happens each time I am there, it frustrates the living daylights out of me! I am rake thin too, so don't actually take up that much space. Nonetheless, the food is amazing and well-worth the occasional treat but be warned of the Chanel No. 5 wearing atrocities and the elderly dears while you're there!

Good take-away pre-prepared meals. Coffee poor.